The Value of Net Promoter Scores

Puppy Love
The day your first child is born, everything changes. Colors get brighter, the world gets bigger and your heart explodes with an unconditional love you didn’t even know was possible.
Such was the case on that emotional day last June when I held Señor Peepers—a prairie dog I adopted in Utah—for the first time. I signed the papers, cradled my baby and felt an incredible surge of joy I hadn’t experienced since my first Dairy Queen raspberry truffle blizzard many moons ago.
Now I should, I suppose, make it clear that I was actually holding a stuffed animal version of Señor Peepers. Adorable as they are, prairie dogs can transmit both monkey pox and bubonic plague to humans—both of which would require more sick days than I currently have.
So until the day when the FDA approves an experimental drug program that enables me to get monthly prairie dog vaccines, I must embrace the plush, toy version of my son. And whenever I look at that stuffed animal that sits—quite creepily—on my desk in work, I’m reminded that somewhere out there in the fields of Southern Utah, Señor Peepers is thinking of me.
If you have a pet—particularly one you practically regard as a human baby—then you understand. There’s just something about an animal that makes you feel loved.
The residents at Country Village Apartments know all about it.
A year and a half ago, Sharron Lambeth, Senior Regional Property Manager for Beacon Property Management, adopted a golden retriever named Pang Pang. The 6-year-old pooch was trained and certified as a therapy dog and now spends her days at the 1,238-unit senior housing community in Mira Loma, Calif., visiting with residents, riding around in the golf carts and greeting people in the leasing office.
The 69-pound dog is the perfect community pet. Lambeth says many of the older residents do not have the money or resources to take care of a pet on their own but love the companionship and unconditional love that Pang Pang provides. She also poses no threat of spreading a turn-of-the-century disease, like my little guy.
With more than 400 Facebook friends, the dog has become an important—and popular—member of Country Village. The community has incorporated Pang Pang into all of its advertising—from calendars to the community website and “Team Pang Pang” t-shirts that employees wear.
Lambeth says Pang Pang has not only improved resident retention, but captivated the community of Mira Loma. Her presence has been requested for everything from meetings at the nearby Chamber of Commerce to the local senior center and library, where the dog will be assisting with their reading program.
“It’s hard to describe—her connection with our residents goes beyond what we’ve ever imagined,” Lambeth says. “She’s a ray of sunshine.”
Just like Señor Peepers—bubonic plague and all.
For information on Country Village’s therapy dog program, check out the article “Puppy Love” in the February issue of units, which mails Feb. 8.
Such was the case on that emotional day last June when I held Señor Peepers—a prairie dog I adopted in Utah—for the first time. I signed the papers, cradled my baby and felt an incredible surge of joy I hadn’t experienced since my first Dairy Queen raspberry truffle blizzard many moons ago.

Really Disturbing Stuff (On Resumés)
Growing up, I loved two things: eating obscene amounts of Gushers and reading books. In addition to my love for literature (and processed food), I had an English teacher for a father who corrected me every time I said “me” instead of “I” and an uncle who used words that haven’t been around since the 17th century.
At the age of 25, I should be a walking thesaurus (not to mention, obese). Unfortunately, there are certain words that seem to make it into nearly every one of my conversations, English major be damned.
Case in point:
“In middle school I was too fat to wear anything with a button or a zipper, so my mom had to buy me jeans with an elastic waistband. It was disturbing.”
“Yesterday I was eating vegetables and something felt weird, so I blew my nose and a piece of broccoli shot out. I was really disturbed.”
“Did you watch The Bachelor on Monday? This one girl had an emotional breakdown and was curled up in the fetal position in the corner of the luggage room, crying. It was so disturbing.”
Yeah, and here’s another thing that’s disturbing—how frequently I use that word.
My sometimes stunted vocabulary is embarrassing, but I’m not alone. According to LinkedIn, many people make the mistake of using clichéd and tired words or phrases in their resumés, too. Whether they’re copying off of others or just too lazy to think of better words, these job seekers are attracting the wrong attention.
LinkedIn’s analytics team trolled through the tired phrases posted to its site and came up with 10 words that people should stop using in their resumés:
1. Creative. If you really were creative, you’d find a more creative way to say so.
2. Organizational. This sounds far too similar to “strategical.” And then I think of George W. choking on a pretzel.
3. Effective. At what? Surely not writing a resumé.
4. Extensive experience. Your resumé is what you use to highlight your experience. Assuming your prospective employer can read, he will see this experience without you reminding him that you have it.
5. Track record. A track record is something you set in high school—in offensively revealing shorts—for running the mile in under five minutes.
6. Motivated. No one is going to say they’re lazy and can barely muster the energy to use the bathroom. Show that you’re motivated by pursuing these job leads.
7. Innovative. Again, if you’re so innovative, why couldn’t you come up with a more innovative way of showcasing it?
8. Problem solving. As opposed to curling up in the fetal position of, say, a luggage room, and crying?
9. Communication skills. Gorillas have ‘communication skills.’ In fact, I’m pretty sure slugs have them, too. The term is far too broad.
10. Dynamic. When I think of ‘dynamic,’ I picture Richard Simmons leading an exercise class in hot pink spandex. Is that what you want to be associated with?
Honestly, the things people will put in their resumés is downright disturbing.
For additional management tips, check out the January issue of units, which mailed Jan. 8.
